Mario Balotelli Says: Rio Ferdinand Doesn’t Know How To Celebrate!

Mario Balotelli graces WFC with another exclusive interview, revealing the inside scoop on what really happened at the end of the FA Cup semi-final on Saturday.

Mario Balotelli: You Don’t Know What To Do When You’re Suspended!

Hot on the heels of extricating himself from the furore caused by his red card in the Europa League, our hapless hero is in trouble once again and this time Mancini may have found another spoiled teenaged prodigy to bring to Man City!

Mario Balotelli: You Don’t Know What’s In My Suitcase!

Once again, Mario Balotelli graces WFC with an exclusive interview, giving us his perspective on the locker room bust-up with Roberto Mancini.

You Don’t Know, Ronaldo!

“Who is Cristiano Ronaldo?” Mario Balotelli asks. Who is he to tell me when to talk and when not to talk?  Who is he to tell me what I must do or not do?  I am Mario Balotelli and that is enough. He can only be jealous because he is now stuck with that rude … Read more

You Don’t Know Jack! (Wilshere, That Is)

“Who is Jack Wilshere?” Mario Balotelli asks. “Is he the captain of Roma, who kicked me from behind when I told him he was a baby?  No, that’s Francisco Totti.  He screamed that in my face while I writhed on the ground and told me not to forget it. Is he the former manager of … Read more

Life Sucks When You Have To Defend Mario Balotelli

Mario Balotelli is a prat.  This is not news to anyone except, perhaps, for Mario Balotelli.  When you think you know better than one half of the answer to the question ‘who are the two greatest managers of this generation? and that answer sits you on the end of the bench, yet still wins a … Read more

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